©2003 Anything Times Zero
I'd rather be fishing, or playing golf
I'm just driving this way to piss you off
This bumper logic's got my head spinning
Save the roaches, save the whales
Save the rainforest, or just save yourselves
No matter who we save no one's winning
Keep honking...I'm reloading while you visualize whirled peas
I heart my dog's head and feminist chicks dig me
Little Calvin pisses on your truck
Meat is murder and mean people suck
The brilliance of these thoughts just leaves me silent
My other car's a motorbike
You non-conformists are all alike
Another sticker might just make me violent
Keep honking...I'm reloading while you visualize whirled peas
I heart my dog's head and feminist chicks dig me
I brake for no apparent reason.
I'm just waiting for idiot season.
Sharing all these thoughts just isn't prudent
So I just say hang up and drive
and Bigfoot says Elvis is alive
And my kid can beat up your honor student
