©2003 Anything Times Zero
Bartender, why don't you get me a beer
and let me buy a gin and tonic for the lady over here
give me 5 shots of whiskey to start off the night
once I've downed a mind eraser I'll be doing alright
(But not before I have)
A beer, some bourbon, and a Jack and coke
better make it fast so I don't get provoked
A beer, some bourbon, and another Jack and coke
Don't care how much it costs cuz I'm already broke
As long as someone else is driving, I know I'll be OK
with another shot of bourbon and a glass of Tanqueray
if someone's looking for me, tell them I'm at the bar
and if I'm not there when they get there, I can't be very far
(I'm probably off having)
A beer, some bourbon, and a Jack and coke
better make it fast so I don't get provoked
A beer, some bourbon, and another Jack and coke
Don't care how much it costs cuz I'm already broke
A martini would be nice, but no olives if you please
and an order of some fries loaded up with cheddar cheese
and if the kitchen's closed, I think I'll have instead
another round of bourbon and go home and get in bed
(But not before I have)
A beer, some bourbon, and a Jack and coke
better make it fast so I don't get provoked
A beer, some bourbon, and another Jack and coke
Don't care how much it costs cuz I'm already broke
