©2007 Anything Times Zero
Fuck your jacket, fuck your shoes
Fuck your fashionista attitude
You know the clothes don't really make the man
It's about what's under the skin
Not the Prada shoes you're in
Congratulations you're part of the scam
Yeah, yeah, yeah - those boots just make your legs look fat
Outside it's eighty-five degrees
So pull your snow boots to your knees
That's how you pay the price for looking good
Make sure you're following the trend
Are bell bottoms back again
Cyclicity is simply understood
Yeah, yeah, yeah - those boots just make your legs look fat
Ralph Lauren and Calvin Klein
Can kiss Versace's pale behind
They're all part of the same destructive team
Giving bad fashion advice
Conformity comes with a price
Key component in the great American scheme
Yeah, yeah, yeah - those boots just make your legs look fat
