©2004 Anything Times Zero
My name is Jean Pierre
I drink Canadien beer
Like Molson's, Labatt's and Moosehead
Je n'aime pas my job
I work for the mob
If your name's on my list then you're dead
Member of the French Canadien mafia
Chief Assassin for the Quebecois
All I ever wanted was to be a
Country singer in Siberia
Last week I took a hit
Just for the fun of it
A banker who pissed someone off
I took him out
Did you have a doubt
My employers just shouldn't be crossed
Member of the French Canadien mafia
Chief Assassin for the Quebecois
All I ever wanted was to be a
Country singer in Siberia
Today I walk away
No longer will I slay
Because murdering isn't my thing
So now I'll play guitar
In a country bar
Just don't criticize the way that I sing
Member of the French Canadien mafia
Chief Assassin for the Quebecois
All I ever wanted was to be a
Country singer in Siberia
I never missed a shot
The women think I'm hot
And you know I've had my fair share
But I've still got the touch
Tu mere knows as much
I am the man, I am Jean Pierre
